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Thursday, June 30, 2005
 
Adam To Congress: GET FUCKED!

Once again, the House of Representatives has refused to block a pay raise for themselves.
In a 263-152 vote, the House blocked a bid by Rep. Jim Matheson, D-Utah, to force an up-or-down vote on the pay raise. Instead, lawmakers will automatically receive the raise _ officially a cost of living adjustment _ as provided for in a 1989 law that barred them from pocketing big speaking fees in exchange for an annual COLA.
These motherfuckers will be pulling down over $165,000 per year starting in 2006. Minimum wage in the US is $5.15/hour. A worker at minimum wage earns in a year, before taxes, the princely sum of $10,712. That's less than the greedy fatcat shitbags in Congress earn in a goddamn MONTH.

123 of the 435 members of the House of Representatives are millionaires. In the Senate, about 1/3 are millionaires. How the fuck much more money do they need?

In 2003, approximately 35,861,000 Americans lived below the poverty level. 45,000,000 Americans live without health insurance and millions more are stuck with high-deductible, low-care plans that amount to the same as having no insurance at all. Soldiers in Iraq are still scavenging pieces of scrap metal to bolt onto their vehicles as armor, and Congress was recently told that they'd underfunded the Veteran's Administration to the tune of $2.6 billion.

Where the fuck are your priorities, Congress?

Tom Delay, the Heirarch of Hypocrisy, the Sultan of Slime, had this to say:
"It's not a pay raise. It's an adjustment so that they're not losing their purchasing power."
Yeah, well I haven't seen a fuckin' raise or "cost of living adjustment" in over 5 years. My goddamn "purchasing power" has been declining for years, you motherfucking thief. Why don't you go talk to the fuckin' stockers at Wal-Mart and tell them why it's more important that 535 fatcats in Washington, DC keep their "purchasing power" but making sure the blue-smocked wage-slaves earn enough to support their families and get decent health insurance from their employer just isn't a priority.

Fuck you, every Representative that didn't vote against this pay raise. That'll go double in the Senate if they once again block Senator Feingold's efforts to force accountability.


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Rock On, Spain!

Spanish Council of Deputies gives the Pope the finger, approves same-sex marriage.
"We were not the first, but I am sure we will not be the last. After us will come many other countries, driven, ladies and gentlemen, by two unstoppable forces: freedom and equality," Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero told the chamber before the vote.

Zapatero said the reform of Spain's legal code simply adds one dry paragraph of legalese -- but means much, much more.

He called it "a small change in wording that means an immense change in the lives of thousands of citizens. We are not legislating, ladies and gentlemen, for remote unknown people. We are expanding opportunities for the happiness of our neighbors, our work colleagues, our friends, our relatives."
Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero, alone among all world leaders, is offered free beer if he's ever in Austin.

Once the Canadian Senate gives final approval to same-sex marriage, Paul Martin is welcome too.


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Wednesday, June 29, 2005
 
A Warning From Canada

I am trying desperately to find the original source of this so I can give them credit. Until then, just heed the warning!
Thanks to Michael and Dan, I now know that the wicked funny piece below is from Uncut_Diamond.
A warning to my Yankee Friends.

Last night, Canada "legalized" same sex marriage. I use the quotes because it was already legal [in Ontario], but now the Federal Government has passed a law.

Since then, the social fabric of Canada has been torn apart. Every single person in Toronto, our largest city, is participating in a massive gay orgy. They've already run out of batteries, chocolate (twice) and whipped cream (they sent the Blue Jays to Chicago to get more - you don't have to give them back). 101% of our marriages have broken down. We have been hit with no less then 15 Biblical plauges. I only thought there were 10 myself - but that one with chili cheese dogs is really nasty. And Richard Simmons - who knew?

Rabid moose are roaming the streets, trying to violate people with antlers. Maple Syrup is the lube of choice. Paul Martin and Stephen Harper, our Prime Minister and Opposition Leader, have revealed themselves to be leather fetishists. They're currently exercising their party whips with gleeful abandon.

Our stop lights don't work, our tv channels are off the air and the radio plays nothing but Cher. God Himself appeared over Ottawa - our capital - slapped His Holy Forehead and said "What the fuck, you hoosers?"

Jesus is content to merely run around in a Speedo, snapping people with a wet towel.

Bugger's got really good aim too . . .

Oh, shit. Gotta go. Looks like the local cops found a tribe of wandering First Nations people (Native Americans to you) and some construction workers and want to talk about a sing along and my secret desire to be a leather wearing biker.

Ta ta.


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Hats Off To Canada!

Canadian Parliament passes equal marriage rights bill.

Well done, Canada! We rational people here in the US look to you as a beacon of hope for our future. Hell, we even forgive you for Celine Dion and Shania Twain after this.

Now, if you guys could do something about those winters, I might consider moving up there.


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Tuesday, June 28, 2005
 
I'm Shocked, Shocked To Find That Gambling Is Going On In Here!

Halliburton Iraq deals described as contract abuse
A top U.S. Army procurement official said on Monday Halliburton's deals in
Iraq were the worst example of contract abuse she had seen as
Pentagon auditors flagged over $1 billion of potential overcharges by the Texas-based firm.

Bunny Greenhouse, the Army Corps of Engineers' top contracting official-turned whistle-blower, said in testimony at a hearing by Democrats on Capitol Hill that "every aspect" of Halliburton's oil contract in Iraq had been under the control of the Office of the Secretary of Defense.

"I can unequivocally state that the abuse related to contracts awarded to KBR (Kellogg Brown and Root) represents the most blatant and improper contract abuse I have witnessed during the course of my professional career," said Greenhouse, a procurement veteran of more than 20 years.
And what have we on the Left been saying for years? Yep, that exact same thing.
"I observed, first hand, that essentially every aspect of the RIO (Restore Iraqi Oil) contract remained under the control of the Office of the Secretary of Defense. This troubled me and was wrong," said Greenhouse.
Damn those un-American whistleblowers! Standing in the way of higher dividends for Dick Cheney and his fatcat asslicking buddies - whose side is Bunny Greenhouse on, anyway? Sounds like someone needs some softening-up in Gitmo to me!
What concerned Greenhouse most was that the oil contract, which had a top value of $7 billion, was given to KBR without competitive bidding.

She irked her bosses by handwriting her concerns in official documents for the oil deal but said these were overlooked, she said.

In one instance, she said Army Corps officials bypassed getting her signature to grant a waiver for KBR to be relieved of its obligation to provide cost and pricing data for bringing fuel into Iraq.

That waiver was granted after a draft Army audit said KBR may have overcharged the military by at least $61 million to bring in fuel to Iraq to ease a shortage of refined oil.
Of course, we're not supposed to question Halliburton's motives or actions - Dick Cheney took it upon himself to investigate the scurrilous charges levied against him and has confirmed that they're balderdash. Who are we to doubt the word of Dick "The Insurgency Is In Its Last Throes" Cheney?

Making sure I've got this straight: Consensual blowjob = $40,000,000+ investigation and 8 years of bullshit media coverage of Bill Clinton's penis in excruciating detail. Blatant cronyism and corruption, billions of dollars of taxpayer money missing = Nothing. Maybe we ought to claim that Halliburton cloned the Clenis and is fucking interns with it...


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Rick Santorum: Fucking Idiot or Lying Ratbastard?

I vote: BOTH!

Santorum blames Beantown for Buggery.

In an opinion piece for Catholic Online, the Senator with an obsession with "man on dog" sex proclaims that it's the damn liberals that are to blame for the "decline" in our moral climate:
It is startling that those in the media and academia appear most disturbed by this aberrant behavior, since they have zealously promoted moral relativism by sanctioning "private" moral matters such as alternative lifestyles. Priests, like all of us, are affected by culture. When the culture is sick, every element in it becomes infected. While it is no excuse for this scandal, it is no surprise that Boston, a seat of academic, political and cultural liberalism in America, lies at the center of the storm.
Riiiiiight. The people of Boston are to blame for the Roman Catholic Church's utter failure to act decisively to identify and stop priests that were sexually abusing children. Sorry, Ricky. I don't take the word of a nutjob that lets his kids play with a dead fetus on issues like this - I look at the events and see instead that a viciously patriarchal church actively worked to cover up the serial abuse of children by priests, shuffling the priests from diocese to diocese when things got too hot for them, and coercing their victims to keep their mouths shut so as to avoid embarassment for the church. John Law, as a Bishop, Archbishop and Cardinal, actively and enthusiastically participated in the cover-up. He was rewarded for his criminal acts by the senile cross-dresser John Paul II with a nice, cushy sinecure at a basilica in Rome, safe from prosecution in the US for the rest of his life.

Don't blame liberals for the failings of the out-of-touch criminals in the upper hierarchy of the Roman Catholic Church - the faculty of Harvard didn't hold priests at gunpoint to force them to rape children. John Kerry wasn't helping cover up abuse and Ted Kennedy never once threatened a victim with excommunication if he came forward.

Rick Santorum thinks that he's got some moral authority, but his hypocritical support for this administration and their illegal, immoral war in Iraq puts the lie to the pious diarrhea spewing from his lips. There's something about glass houses and stones that applies to Ricky here. The GLBT community isn't to blame for the declining membership of the Roman Catholic Church. CNN didn't create the twisted, gyno- and homo-phobic climate in the church. The priests that are required to behave as if they were sexless automatons and the sick old control freaks that lead your precious church - they're to blame. Don't try to pass the buck. Since you implicitly support the culture of pedophilia in the hierarchy of your church, you're to blame too.

So take your bullshit on down the road - no one's buying it here.


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Monday, June 27, 2005
 
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Nothing To See Here, Move Along

California National Guard counterterrorism unit spying on American citizens. [San Jose Mercury News - registration required, or go to BugMeNot.com]
Three decades after aggressive military spying on Americans created a national furor, California's National Guard has quietly set up a special intelligence unit that has been given ``broad authority'' to monitor, analyze and distribute information on potential terrorist threats, the Mercury News has learned.

Known as the Information Synchronization, Knowledge Management and Intelligence Fusion program, the project is part of an expanding nationwide effort to better integrate military intelligence into global anti-terrorism initiatives.

Although Guard officials said the new unit would not collect information on American citizens, top National Guard officials have already been involved in tracking at least one recent Mother's Day anti-war rally organized by families of slain American soldiers, according to e-mails obtained by the Mercury News.
Isn't that something, folks? Your Homeland Security tax dollars at work!
Col. Robert J. O'Neill, a veteran intelligence officer who started last week as director of the new program, said he envisions his team as being a one-stop shop for local, state and national law enforcement to share information. Intelligence officers will have access to sensitive national security information that they can analyze and potentially share with state and local law enforcement, he said.

``We are trying to integrate into their systems and bring them information that they don't have,'' O'Neill said.

He said his unit would not cross any legal lines into spying on Americans. But the Guard's role in monitoring at least one demonstration has already alarmed civil libertarians.

Last month, a group of anti-war activists, including the parents of American soldiers killed in Iraq, held a small Mother's Day rally at the Vietnam Veterans Memorial near the California Capitol to call for the return of all National Guard troops by Labor Day.

Three days before the rally, as a courtesy to the military, an aide in Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger's press office alerted the Guard to the event, according to e-mails obtained by the Mercury News.

The information was passed up the chain of command directly to Eres and other top Guard officials including Col. Jeff Davis, who oversees O'Neill's operation.

E-mail reveals actions

``Sir,'' Guard chief of staff Col. John Moorman wrote in the e-mail to Eres that was copied to Davis and other top commanders. ``Information you wanted on Sunday's demonstration at the Capitol.''

In response, Davis indicated that Guard intelligence officers were tracking the rally.

``Thanks,'' Davis wrote. ``Forwarding same to our Intell. folks who continue to monitor.''

That rainy Sunday, the protest organized by Gold Star Families for Peace, Raging Grannies and CodePink drew about three dozen supporters.

Guard spokesman Zezotarski said the monitoring did not involve anything more than keeping tabs on the protest through the media and that no one went to observe the demonstration.

But he said the military would be ``negligent'' in not tracking such anti-war rallies in the event that they disintegrate into a riot that could prompt the governor to call out troops.

``It's nothing subversive,'' Zezotarski said. ``Because who knows who could infiltrate that type of group and try to stir something up? After all, we live in the age of terrorism, so who knows?''
A big ol' "Fuck you very much" to the Governator and his toadies! Yeah, I can see that it'd be a piece of cake for Osama Bin Laden to infiltrate Code Pink or the Raging Grannies. Hell, maybe we oughta just round up the Gold Star Families for Peace and chuck 'em all in Gitmo - it'd be no less than they deserve, the unAmerican traitors! A little round of waterboarding for some middle-aged moms and dads would really drive home how fuckin' seriously committed we are to rooting out ThoughtCrime in this country.

Color me disgustipated.


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Sunday, June 26, 2005
 
Congenital Idiots On The Internets!

In response to a blog entry I made about the Bushistas and our illegal detention facility in Guantanamo Bay, some yahoo from Alaska named Bruce Robertson had this to say:
I just finished reading an artical regarding the burning of our American flag. This is the second bullshit story I've read in as many days about how it is ok to burn the flag. For many of these cocksuckers to burn our great symbol of freedom, they have no clue why they are doing it. A man told me the other day while watching some piece of shit on TV burn the flag, "its just a piece of cloth". The fuck it is! It is what this country stands for, freedom. Yes, even the faggots who burn our flag have rights and those rights were written with the blood of countless men and women who fought for not only their freedom but for future generations as well. How dare you and anyone else disgrace this country by burning away that which symbolizes the greatest country in the world. I say we take every single one of those miserable faggot bastards who burns the flag, stuff them into a potato sack and drown them like a litter of unwanted kittens. God bless those who have fought for this country and those who stand in line for their turn to do the same. And for those who think flag burning is ok, well.......FUCK YOU!
Let's parse this out, shall we? Just set aside the numerous spelling and grammatical errors and look at the statements he makes.

  • "This is the second bullshit story I've read in as many days about how it is ok to burn the flag. " - Um, no. Not this blog entry. I think you mean this one. It's OK, though - I know that it's hard to figure out this whole internets thing. Carry on, dipshit!
  • "For many of these cocksuckers to burn our great symbol of freedom, they have no clue why they are doing it." - You seem obsessed with cocksucking. Not gettin' any, are you? I'm willing to bet that the folks burning flags as part of their legal potests are well aware of the significance of their actions. Your over-the-top idiotic response says that it worked, too.
  • "A man told me the other day while watching some piece of shit on TV burn the flag, 'its just a piece of cloth'. " - Smart man, that. A flag is a piece of cloth.
  • "It is what this country stands for, freedom." - BZZZT! Wrong! The flag is not freedom. It might be a symbol of freedom, but that's all it is - a symbol. Damaging a symbol of something does not, despite your apparent firm belief in Frazier's law of contagion, damage the thing itself. Poking needles in an effigy doesn't cause pain in the person it represents.
  • "Yes, even the faggots who burn our flag have rights and those rights were written with the blood of countless men and women who fought for not only their freedom but for future generations as well." - So you're admitting, with a nice little homophobic slur along the way, that you've got no point. We have rights, and one of those rights is the right to free speech. Free speech includes offensive speech. Burning a flag as part of a political protest counts as speech. Nice of you to concede so quickly, but let's see what other idiocies you can dribble out, shall we?
  • "How dare you and anyone else disgrace this country by burning away that which symbolizes the greatest country in the world." - How are you, as a person, hurt in any way by my decision to burn a rectangular piece of cloth that happens to have a specific pattern on it? How is this country disgraced? I'd say that we're disgraced more by the behavior of the Bush administration and their illegal war, torture and criminal cronyism. If you did a poll of people worldwide, I wager more of them would point to Abu Ghraib, Rush Limbaugh or Tom DeLay as a disgrace than the handful of times someone's put a match to a rectangular scrap of fabric.
  • "I say we take every single one of those miserable faggot bastards who burns the flag, stuff them into a potato sack and drown them like a litter of unwanted kittens. " - Well, that's charming. I guess if you're not (a) miserable, (b) a faggot or (c) a bastard, you get some other treatment? Why do you hate the depressed gay children of unwed mothers so much? Not to mention the fact that you're gonna get the ASPCA on your ass with statements like that. You hate kittens, too? Or are you just exercising... GASP... your right to free speech?
  • "God bless those who have fought for this country and those who stand in line for their turn to do the same." - What do veterans have to do with flag burning? Apart from the fact that, among all the other things they fought for, they fought for the right of every American (including 'miserable faggot bastards'!) to engage in peaceful protest.
  • "And for those who think flag burning is ok, well.......FUCK YOU!" - Sorry, I only date within my species. You sound like you're really desperate here, so might I suggest you look up Jeff Gannon? He charges reasonable rates, or so Scott McClellan and Karl Rove say.
Feel free to comment again, Brucie, though you might consider having your mom proofread your comments in the future - it'd keep you from embarrassing yourself with bad grammar and spelling.


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Why I Love Psychiatrists

We've heard a lot from the definitely NOT gay Über-Midget of Hollywood, Mr. Tom Cruise, about Teh Ev0l of psychiatry and therapy. It's important to consider the source in situations like this - the OH SO STRAIGHT Tommy-boy said “Here is the thing: you have to understand, with psychiatry, there is no science behind it....And to pretend that there is a science behind it is criminal.". This is a high-school dropout that has actively embraced the whackaloon precepts of Scientology, a moneymaking scam masquerading a religion. He deserves almost as much respect for this belief as the creationists deserve for their latest round of efforts to replace scientific education with their moronic "Intelligent Design" folderol.

Scientology, despite the use of the word "science" in its name, has nothing to do with science. It was founded by a hack science fiction writer, bigamist and serial liar that got kicked out of the US Navy for being a delusional tool. The Church of Scientology is geared towards parting the lost and delusional from both their common sense and their paychecks. There has not been a single scientific study that confirms a single one of the precepts of Scientology.

Psychiatry, on the other hand, has decades of scientific research behind it. Psychiatrists are required to get a medical degree followed by specialized training in the diagnosis and treatment of mental and emotional disorders. The field as a whole is constantly evolving as medical and scientific research shed light on new treatment methods.

To insist that a crackpot scam somehow knows better about the workings of the human mind than professionals who have devoted years to learning its functioning is so far down into the realm of stupidity that the UFO cultists seem paragons of logical reasoning.

I take something of a personal interest in these attacks on psychiatry and psychiatric medications because I know from personal experience how they can help in the proper setting. For years, I suffered periodic bouts of depression. Religious faith and "positive thinking" did jack-fuckin'-shit for me except make me feel worse about myself and my life. On a couple of occasions, it seemed preferable to kill myself than to go on with the bleak and pointless life I was living. It wasn't until I started seeing a professional counselor and taking medications prescribed by a psychiatrist that I found a way out of the cycle.

Psychiatric medications are like eyeglasses or crutches - they make it possible for people to fucntion in society. To insist that a depressed person needs to quit therapy and medications and rely on "vitamins and diet" instead is the exact same thing as dancing around in front of someone in a wheelchair and telling them they need to suck it up and just walk.

It's bullshit, and Tom Cruise needs to shut his fucking yap. He is, of course, always welcome to come say that shit to my face and see how many goddamn teeth he walks away with. I've got the Clue-by-four ready for him.


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Saturday, June 25, 2005
 
Lazy Day

Melissa took the kids up to her parents for the day, so I've had the last 6 hours to myself. I've done a comic book run, eaten a nice, greasy cheeseburger and I'm currently rearranging the living room furniture to try and fit in another PC.

Later, I'll explain why Tom Cruise needs to shut his fucking yap.


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Friday, June 24, 2005
 
Friday Five - Weirdness Magnet

Laura, the Foxy Finn, asks this week:
What are the five weirdest, most bizarre things which have happened to you? Did they make sense afterwards?
Stuff that seems weird happens to me all the time. In retrospect, it almost always makes sense. I'll go over a few things that have never really made sense, and I might throw in a couple that did just to mix it up a little. The usual caveats regarding memory and our brains' ability to edit memory to make a better story apply, but each story is told as I recall it, to the best of my ability.

  1. The Meteor - It was the late 70s, I think '78 or '79. My parents had asked me to take out the garbage, and while I was walking back from the garage, I looked up at the sky trying to find Mars (I'd been reading Edgar Rice Burroughs' Barsoom novels, so Mars was big on my mind lately) and I saw this fiery ball shoot across the sky. It was big - comparatively - about the size of a dime held at arm's length. I ran inside to tell my parents, but it was, of course, gone when they came outside to look with me. There was nothing on the news or in the newspapers about it over the next week or so, and I've never been able to find anything about it online since. No one at school saw it, as far as I can tell, I'm the only one that saw it. I don't rule out that it could have been a hallucination, but I prefer to think that it was the Strangely Glowing Meteor That Was Supposed To Grant Me Powers And Abilities Far Beyond Those Of Mortal Men, and that somewhere out there, some ratbastard got my superpowers.
  2. True Love - Early September, 1989. First day after the dorms opened my senior year of college, I was standing outside the college theater following a "meet the new/old students" session. An attractive young woman walked up to me and bummed a cigarette and we started talking. At some point in that conversation, I knew I was in love and wanted to be with her for a long, long time. My instinct was right, I'm still married to her, but I've never before or since felt that way about someone. Lust, yes. I get hit with the lust whammy all the time, but that storybook-quality smack inna gut of True Love At First Sight? Only once - and that's enough.
  3. Melissa's doppelganger. We still get phone calls intended for Melissa2.
  4. Struck by lightning - Early 70s, my family was camping on Jekyll Island in Georgia. There was a thunderstorm, and we were in one of those big-ass canvas tents you don't see any more. Water was trickling in down the center pole, and I was on the floor of the tent reading a book. My elbow was in the small puddle at the base of the pole, which meant that when lightning struck the pine tree outside the tent and then arced over to the central pole of the tent, I got a massive dose of electricity up my elbow and into my head. Lemme tell you, that shit hurt. We spent the rest of the night in the emergency room. When I tell people about this now, they always cock their heads and nod, as if this explains something to them.
  5. I get hit with deja vu on an almost daily basis.
The other Friday Fivers are explaining why they qualify for a -15 point disadvantage here.


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Thursday, June 23, 2005
 
Well, You Oughtta Clap Me In Motherfucking Irons Right The Fuck Now

Bill "Falafel" O'Reilly says I'm a traitor!
And when he [Durbin] went out there, his intent was to whip up the American public against the Bush detainee policy. That's what his intent was. His intent wasn't to undermine the war effort, because he never even thought about it. He never even thought about it. But by not thinking about it, he made an egregious mistake because you must know the difference between dissent from the Iraq war and the war on terror and undermining it. And any American that undermines that war, with our soldiers in the field, or undermines the war on terror, with 3,000 dead on 9-11, is a traitor.
I've said a whole fuck of a lot worse than Durbin, and I've planned to say it in exactly that way. You betcher sweet ass I'm trying to undermine the "War on Terra" and the illegal, immoral invasion of Iraq. The "War on Terror" is by design an open-ended, ill-defined war with no clear enemy, no clear goal and no clear victory condition. People like Alberto Gonzales and Donald Rumsfeld have actively worked to make it acceptable to win by any means necessary. Torture? No problem - if it's a little too much for our soldiers and contractors, like, say, we need some dirt farmer boiled alive, we'll kidnap 'em off the street and send 'em to Uzbekistan or Egypt or Saudi Arabia. Civilian casualties? Hey, man. Shit happens - we gave those folks in Fallujah warning. Kind of. Yeah, we know it wasn't until after we invaded that Iraq became a prime terrorist training center, but who gives a shit about those dirty ragheads, right?

I live in a country in which the party in control of all 3 branches of Federal government thinks that passing an amendment making it illegal to burn a flag is more important than providing health care to the poorest among us. To them, making it legal to discriminate against homosexuals is a higher priority than working to reduce the rate of death caused by disease, starvation and war in Africa (a child dies every 3 seconds there - in the time it takes you to read this parenthetical statement, 6 children have died).

The sexual harassing, drug-popping morons on right-wing talk radio would have you believe that using your Constitutional right to dissent is the exact same thing as selling WMD components to a dictatorial regime, or providing arms and support to terrorists. It's not, though, and it's important to remember that the shitbags on the right are masters of projection - if they complain about something the other side does, odds are they're doing it themselves. Look at the Roman Catholic Church - they insisted for decades that gays were child molesters, when it turned out that they were the single largest ring of pedophiles and pedophile enablers this planet has ever seen.

If it's treason to speak up, if it's wrong to hold our leaders accountable for their actions, I don't want to be right.


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Wednesday, June 22, 2005
 
You Stupid, Jingoistic Motherfuckers

House Passes "Flag Burning Amendment"

The day started with a debate on health care, but in very short order, James Sensenbrenner (R-Headuphisass, WI) derailed it by proposing yet another amendment geared towards bypassing the ruling of those liberal bastards on the Supreme Court that it's OK to speak freely, even if such speech involves lighting a piece of cloth on fire.
Supporters said the measure reflected patriotism that deepened after the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks, and they accused detractors of being out of touch with public sentiment.

"Ask the men and women who stood on top of the [World] Trade Center," said Rep. Randy [Duke] Cunningham, R-California. "Ask them and they will tell you: pass this amendment."
You know, King Kong stood on top of the World Trade Center, and he's never once said anything about flag burning.

Seriously, though, what the FUCK?!

I mean, we've got all kinds of shit we need to get done to at the very least put a fresh band-aid on all the problems facing our country. Health care - both for the uninsured and the underinsured. Dealing with Iraq. Social Security. Our dependence on foreign oil. The deficit. The list goes on and on and on. There's 286 fucking morons in the House that value banning something that's happened maybe five times in our country more than they value making sure poor Americans get a shot at even the same level of piss-poor healthcare enjoyed by the residents of our penal system.

The Cult Of The Flag in this country bothers me - the flag is a rectangular piece of cloth, not the repository of the mystic vril of the American people. It's a symbol, yes, but burning the symbol of America does no harm to America itself.

I don't pledge allegience to the flag - it's not the flag I revere. The flag is nothing without the Constitution, and the Constitution is what matters in the United States. Every country has a flag, many of them have red, white and blue flags. More than a few have flags with stars and stripes on them. The flag's not special.

The Cult Of The Flag, though - they'd have the flag itself be the object of veneration. "My country right or wrong," they proclaim, not understanding that it's never that simple. They want to set the flag up like Gessler's hat, a litmus test - one's degree of subservience to the flag and those that brandish it determine one's worthiness as a citizen.

I understand that it's easier for them that way. Reducing citizenship to a pavlovian reflex means thought is not needed. Critical thinking, which so often leads to people rethinking their beliefs, tends to make the simpleminded uneasy. If they can reduce the ideals and principles of the United States of America to slobbering grunts of blind adoration of a scrap of fabric, it's much easier to force everyone to march to the beat of their drums. War becomes a matter of waving the flag over a map - "Those folks don't worship our flag! Git 'em!"

Every time this cockamamie flag-burning amendment has come up in the past, it's passed the House and died in the Senate. This time, though, there's a chance it'll pass. 65 cowards masquerading as Senators have indicated they'd vote for the amendment. That's still 2 short of the minimum needed to kick it out to the states for ratification, but I'm not as optimistic this time.

What I want is for someone, anyone, tell me why you give a shit if some anarchist in Seattle burns a flag. Tell me how it hurts you. Prove to me that this rampage of flag burning (all 5-6 cases of it) threatens our nation. Tell me this, and I'll point out to you in exquisite detail that you're (a) a fucking liar and (b) a goddamn moron.


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Who Am I?

You scored as The Joker. You're the Clown Prince of Crime, the Harlequin of Hate. You're THE JOKER! You're intelligent, twisted, dark, and a bit of a prankster. Electric hand-buzzers of doom, razor-sharp playing cards, and laughing gas all make up your comical inventory of weapons. You're the infamous villain, the stalker of Gotham!

The Joker


90%

The Riddler


65%

Catwoman


55%

Scarecrow


55%

Mr. Freeze


55%

Penguin


50%

Two Face


50%

Poison Ivy


40%

Which Batman Villain Are You Most Like?
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A wave o' the rubber chicken to Maggie for the idea to engage in quizzage.


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Age Of Wonders

AAV-2 virus targets, kills cancerous cells.
"Our results suggest that adeno-associated virus type 2, which infects the majority of the population but has no known ill effects, kills multiple types of cancer cells yet has no effect on healthy cells," said Craig Meyers, a professor of microbiology and immunology at the Penn State College of Medicine in Pennsylvania.

"We believe that AAV-2 recognizes that the cancer cells are abnormal and destroys them. This suggests that AAV-2 has great potential to be developed as an anti-cancer agent," Meyers said in a statement.
Just when I start to lose all faith in my fellow humans, I read about research like Dr. Meyers', or about the Planetary Society's solar-sail satellite, and I feel a little bit better, and I think that maybe we can think our way out of this mess.


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Tuesday, June 21, 2005
 
Dick Durbin does not hate America

Nor does he have it in for our soldiers.

Anyone that tries to tell you different is either an idiot or a liar, probably both.

For those that haven't read Durbin's exact words, here's the passage that's got the pro-torture shitlickers all het up:
When you read some of the graphic descriptions of what has occurred here--I almost hesitate to put them in the record, and yet they have to be added to this debate. Let me read to you what one FBI agent saw. And I quote from his report:

"On a couple of occasions, I entered interview rooms to find a detainee chained hand and foot in a fetal position to the floor, with no chair, food, or water. Most times they urinated or defecated on themselves, and had been left there for 18-24 hours or more. On one occasion, the air conditioning had been turned down so far and the temperature was so cold in the room, that the barefooted detainee was shaking with cold. . . . On another occasion, the [air conditioner] had been turned off, making the temperature in the unventilated room well over 100 degrees. The detainee was almost unconscious on the floor, with a pile of hair next to him. He had apparently been literally pulling his hair out throughout the night. On another occasion, not only was the temperature unbearably hot, but extremely loud rap music was being played in the room, and had been since the day before, with the detainee chained hand and foot in the fetal position on the tile floor."

If I read this to you and did not tell you that it was an FBI agent describing what Americans had done to prisoners in their control, you would most certainly believe this must have been done by Nazis, Soviets in their gulags, or some mad regime--Pol Pot or others--that had no concern for human beings. Sadly, that is not the case. This was the action of Americans in the treatment of their prisoners.
That's not the statement of a traitor to America's principles - Durbin clearly loves our nation, and mourns the choices and events that have produced a festering sore like Camp X-Ray.

The torture apologists on the Right will tell you that it's unfair to compare the treatment of prisoners in Guantanamo Bay or Abu Ghraib to the treatment of prisoners by the Nazis or Stalin's goons down in the Lubyanka. I'll leave aside the frequent comparisons of the Democrats to the Nazis by GOP leaders like Grover Norquist, Ken Mehlman and Rick Santorum and address the issue of comparison.

Did Durbin state that American soldiers were Nazis? No he did not. Not in any way, shape, form or fashion. He stated, and more eloquently than most could, that the practices of interrogators and guards at Guantanamo Bay fit on a continuum that ranges all the way down to the horrors of the Killing Fields, the Gulag Archipelago and Dachau. We, as Americans, claim to hold ourselves to a higher standard, one that doesn't include shackling men in freezing rooms long enough that they squat shivering in a pool of their own shit and piss. Our standards are supposed to be better than pissing on prisoners. We're supposed to be better than piling naked men and boys together to "soften them up", better than putting a leash on a man and dragging him around a prison.

If the best that the Right can come up with is that our military-run prisons aren't quite as bad as those of Cambodia, the USSR and Nazi Germany, perhaps they should aim a little higher.

Some lying goat-rapers, of course, will point to the menu at Gitmo and tell you "The inmates in Guantanamo have never eaten better, they've never been treated better and they've never been more comfortable in their lives." That sounds suspiciously like the wife-beater that buys his wife jewelry every time he beats her senseless, and then claims that he couldn't be punching his wife in the face, because if he hated her that much, why would he buy her a diamond bracelet like that? It's bullshit, it's smoke and mirrors, it's a bald-faced lie.

The pro-torture motherfuckers are trying to have it both ways - on one side of their mouths, they claim that the illegal prisoners are being treated like royalty and out the other side of their mouths they mutter about how we're being too easy on them. It must really chap their asses to see the thugs in Egypt's anti-democratic prisons and Saudi Arabia's palace torturers get away with murder, while there are still some vestiges of belief in the importance of due process here in the US. The shit the Uzbeks get to do sends them screaming and flinging shit like barbary apes on methamphetamine-laced laxtives.

You've no doubt heard the canard that of the Guantanamo detainees we've released, 12 have been found fighting against the US. This is cited as proof that we're being too lenient with the prisoners. Let's think about that - these men and boys were sold to US forces in Afghanistan by warlords, who were paid a bounty for "Taliban" prisoners, no questions asked. They were stripped, drugged and blindfolded, then shipped across the Atlantic to live in chain-link cages where they were humiliated by interrogators, pissed on and beaten for a couple of years. Finally, after they've screamed enough times in Arabic, Uzbek or Pushtun that they know nothing, that they were just walking down the road tending their goats and then suddenly got picked up and hauled away, finally they're released with a change of clothes and a whole new set of psychological traumas without so much as a "So sorry we wasted a couple of years waterboarding you for nothing!". After all that, why on Earth would they have any kind of grudge against the US?

Right now, the Bush Administration is creating new enemies for the US where none existed before. Every day we're in Iraq, more Iraqis see us as an evil occupier. Every day we hold innocents withouth charge or trial, more people around the world see our statements about human rights as rank hypocrisy. Every day we use weasel words or outright lies to justify policies that are un-American to the fucking core, more people wonder what makes us so special, and think that maybe, just maybe, some folks ought to get together and do something about the big bully on the block. Don't know about you, but I think we can do a whole hell of a lot better than that.


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Monday, June 20, 2005
 
Welcome To The Middle Ages!

Schizophrenic nun murdered in "exorcism".

This is a real corker, folks.
A Romanian nun has died after being bound to a cross, gagged and left alone for three days in a cold room in a convent, Romanian police have said.

Members of the convent in north-east Romania claim Maricica Irina Cornici was possessed and that the crucifixion had been part of an exorcism ritual.

Cornici was found dead on the cross on Wednesday after fellow nuns called an ambulance, according to police.
Common sense would tell you that tying someone up, stuffing a towel in their mouth and denying them food and water for three days while they hang unattended in a cold room is A Very Bad Idea, but I suppose when you're trying to torture the Devil out of someone, it's A-OK.

Well, whaddaya know? That's exactly what the murderer priest murdering priest had to say:
"God has performed a miracle for her, finally Irina is delivered from evil.... I don't understand why journalists are making such a fuss about this. Exorcism is a common practice in the heart of the Romanian Orthodox church and my methods are not at all unknown to other priests."
I do find myself wondering if Romania's assigned any Romanian Orthodox priests to assist with the spa the US runs down at Gitmo....

Well, at least they're not molesting children and shuffling priests across state and national boundaries to protect them from prosecution, right?


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Lame Excuses From Texas Senators

The folks at Facing South have more dirt on the senators that refused to co-sponsor the recent apology from the Senate for failure to pass anti-lynching legislation in the last 100 years.

The responses that interested me were from John "Gotta Fuck Me A Box Turtle" Cornyn and Kay Bailey "Breck Girl" Hutchison, the two incompetents that misrepresent Texas. The resolution was passed by a voice vote, a procedure the Senate has that allows votes against popular legislation to go unrecorded, thus allowing a Senator to vote against a measure without all that pesky documentation of their, say, bigoted or idiotic opposition.

John Cornyn did not co-sponsor the apology, despite Texas' shameful record as the #3 lynchingest state in the Union (493 in the last 125 years or so). Here's the excuse given by his staff:
“There are different ways to acknowledge those times when Americans have failed to achieve the goals we have set for ourselves.”
Nice an' ambiguous there, Turtle-boy! That helps you keep your grip on the Dumbass Bigot Cracker vote without threatening any marginal standing you might have with the African American vote. Fortunately, there's plenty of other stuff to damage the tiny shreds of credibility the buggerer of shelled reptiles might have in that community.

Kay Bailey Hutchison, meanwhile, delegated one of her staff to report,
Chris Paulitz, a Hutchison aide, said the senator's staff did not push her to co-sponsor the resolution because "it was guaranteed to pass."

"For her, lynching is something that is very present," Paulitz said. "This is something she knows very personally. But as a member of the Senate leadership, you just can't co-sponsor everything."

Paulitz emphasized that in 1998, Hutchison attended the funeral of James Byrd Jr., a black man from Jasper, Texas, who was dragged along a road and killed by three white men.
Whoop-de-fuckin'-do! She went to a funeral! My GOD, what bravery! This resolution was, like previous government apologies to Japanese-Americans interned in WWII and uranium miners, an acknowledgement of error. It's something that, in general, costs next to nothing politically and reaps huge benefits in goodwill and trust. Common sense and decency should, I think, be enough to make any senator understand that co-sponsoring an apology is an institutional apology and not a personal, legally binding admission of participation. If you can't muster up the intestinal fortitude to put your goddamn name on the smallest fucking possible gesture of atonement for one of the bloodiest parts of our nation's shameful history of race relations, what the fuck are you doing in the Senate? Besides, of course, enthusiastically licking the asses of the criminal band of bozos in the White House.


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Sunday, June 19, 2005
 
Fathers' Day

Got to sleep late, and Melissa and the kids got me a set of Errol Flynn DVDs. I have:
  1. Captain Blood
  2. The Sea Hawk
  3. The Private Lives of Elizabeth and Essex
  4. Dodge City
  5. They Died With Their Boots On
  6. The Adventures of Errol Flynn, a documentary produced in 2004.
Each film has a full matinee on the DVD - newsreels, shorts, cartoons and trailers from the period, all hosted by Leonard Maltin.

I'm a lucky guy!

To all the other dads out there reading this, I hope you're having a happy Fathers' Day too.


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Saturday, June 18, 2005
 
Operation: Yellow Elephant

General J.C. Christian, Patriot has come up with a brilliant plan to (a) shore up the recruiting drive of our fair nation's military and (b) let the College Republicans prove their patriotism.

In his words:
I learned in the last presidential election the importance of turning a weakness into a strength. I think we were all amazed to see a man who had gone AWOL from an undeployable National Guard unit defeat a decorated war hero because he was perceived to have more credibility as a military commander. We can do the same for the College Republicans.
He's even had a lovely logo designed, which I think I might just put on some stickers to post here and there...



So let's help the College Republicans show us what they're made of!


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Busy, But Productive, Morning

Not a lot of sleep last night, but this morning I have:
(1) Cleaned out the last spyware the kids downloaded onto the crappy PC.
(2) Changed the brake pads on the minivan.
(3) Bought a nice monitor for $15 at a yard sale.


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Friday, June 17, 2005
 
And They Call Jeb "The Smart One"?

I suppose that compared to Georgie, almost anyone seems smart. That's the only yardstick that makes Jeb Bush seem like he doesn't have his head 100% up his ass. Unfortunately, even using the Dim Son as a yardstick, Jeb's at least 80% Rectocranially Inverted.

Because an autopsy proving Jeb and every single other right-wing corpse-raper was wrong just isn't enough to close out the Terri Schiavo debacle once and for all, now it seems Jeb wants a prosecutor to investigate the 911 call made after Terri Schiavo collapsed 15 years ago.

Jeb Bush wasn't satisfied fucking Terri Schiavo's brain-dead body before it died. He's convinced that he's got to dig up her moldering corpse and sodomize it some more, grunting and squealing to prove to people like terrorist Randall Terry and America-hater Pat Robertson that he's the guy they need to support in 2008.

Meanwhile, Jeb's Florida continues to fester - hundreds of children have been lost in the system at the Department of Children and Families, he's appointed a theocratic whackaloon to head DCF and Flordia continues to be the primary base of support for terrorist groups. Way to set your priorities, Jeb - keep fucking that corpse while the living folks that need help don't get it.

What the fuck do we have to do to get rid of this plague of Bushes in our country? Since they're such good friends with the House of Saud, can't we just deport them to Saudi Arabia and have done with it?


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Living While Muslim

It's the new "Driving While Black".

Tashnuba Hayder can tell you about that. She's 16 years old, and according to the FBI, she was a potential suicide bomber.

This article has me so pissed off that I'm having trouble articulating. Read it and see what the FBI considers a threat to the US. Yeah, we all want the FBI to not drop the ball like they did before 9/11, but this is asinine - they knew almost from the beginning they didn't have a case, but instead of apologizing and moving on, they tried to cover their asses, locking two innocent teenage girls up in a detention center for 7 weeks, agressively interrogating them. Motherfuckers, that's what they are.


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Thursday, June 16, 2005
 
Impeach The Sons Of Bitches

Then throw them in Pound-You-In-The-Ass Federal Penitentiary - forever.

Greg Palast, one of the UK's most respected investigative reporters, was unable to attend John Conyer's forum on the Downing Street Memo(s) today. He was, however, able to provide a statement. As part of his statement, he provided a timeline of events he has been able to build from documents and interviews he has gained access to.
February 2001 - Only one month after the first Bush-Cheney inauguration, the State Department's Pam Quanrud organizes a secret confab in California to make plans for the invasion of Iraq and removal of Saddam. US oil industry advisor Falah Aljibury and others are asked to interview would-be replacements for a new US-installed dictator.

On BBC Television's Newsnight, Aljibury himself explained,

"It is an invasion, but it will act like a coup. The original plan was to liberate Iraq from the Saddamists and from the regime."

March 2001 - Vice-President Dick Cheney meets with oil company executives and reviews oil field maps of Iraq. Cheney refuses to release the names of those attending or their purpose. Harper's has since learned their plan and purpose -- see below.

October/November 2001 - An easy military victory in Afghanistan emboldens then-Dep. Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz to convince the Administration to junk the State Department "coup" plan in favor of an invasion and occupation that could remake the economy of Iraq. An elaborate plan, ultimately summarized in a 101-page document, scopes out the "sale of all state enterprises" -- that is, most of the nation's assets, "… especially in the oil and supporting industries."

2002 - Grover Norquist and other corporate lobbyists meet secretly with Defense, State and Treasury officials to ensure the invasion plans for Iraq include plans for protecting "property rights." The result was a pre-invasion scheme to sell off Iraq's oil fields, banks, electric systems, and even change the country's copyright laws to the benefit of the lobbyists' clients. Occupation chief Paul Bremer would later order these giveaways into Iraq law.

Fall 2002 - Philip Carroll, former CEO of Shell Oil USA, is brought in by the Pentagon to plan the management of Iraq's oil fields. He works directly with Paul Wolfowitz and Douglas Feith. "There were plans," says Carroll, "maybe even too many plans" -- but none disclosed to the public nor even the US Congress.

January 2003 - Robert Ebel, former CIA oil analyst, is sent, BBC learns, to London to meet with Fadhil Chalabi to plan terms for taking over Iraq's oil.

March 2003 - What White House spokesman Ari Fleisher calls "Operations Iraqi Liberation" (OIL) begins. (Invasion is re-christened "OIF" -- Operation Iraqi Freedom.)

March 2003 - Defense Department is told in confidence by US Energy Information Administrator Guy Caruso that Iraq's fields are incapable of a massive increase in output. Despite this intelligence, Dep. Secretary Wolfowitz testifies to Congress that invasion will be a free ride. He swears, "There's a lot of money to pay for this that doesn't have to be U.S. taxpayer money. …We're dealing with a country that can really finance its own reconstruction and relatively soon," a deliberate fabrication promoted by the Administration, an insider told BBC, as "part of the sales pitch" for war.

May 2003 - General Jay Garner, appointed by Bush as viceroy over Iraq, is fired by Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld. The general revealed in an interview for BBC that he resisted White House plans to sell off Iraq's oil and national assets.

"That's just one fight you don't want to take on," Garner told me. But apparently, the White House wanted that fight.

The general also disclosed that these invade-and-grab plans were developed long before the US asserted that Saddam still held WDM:

"All I can tell you is the plans were pretty elaborate; they didn't start them in 2002, they were started in 2001."


November/December 2003 - Secrecy and misinformation continues even after the invasion. The oil industry objects to the State Department plans for Iraq's oil fields and drafts for the Administration a 323-page plan, "Options for [the] Iraqi Oil Industry." Per the industry plan, the US forces Iraq to create an OPEC-friendly state oil company that supports the OPEC cartel's extortionate price for petroleum.
If there was any goddamn justice in this fucking country, there would be a committee looking into impeachment proceedings for Bush and Cheney right now, and another committee gearing up to get them, and Rumsfeld, Ashcroft, Gonzales and Rice over to The Hague to face War Crime proceedings.

Yeah, I got suckered by all the bullshit before the war, and I'm admitting it. I thought I was too smart to be a sucker, and as any con man can tell you, that's when you get taken to the cleaners.


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'th FUCK??!!

A representative of the Bush administration had some interesting things to say about Gitmo yesterday.

The Senate Judiciary Committee held a hearing yesterday about the military prison at Guatanamo Bay, Cuba. Some Senators, oddly enough, think that maybe - just maybe - Congress should have some degree of oversight of the conditions and treatment of prisoners there. Senator Patrick Leahy
said the United States may face terrorism "as long as you and I live." He asked Brig. Gen. Thomas Hemingway, who oversees military trials of Guantanamo prisoners, if that means America can hold prisoners that long without charges.

"I think that we can hold them as long as the conflict endures," Hemingway responded.
As long as the conflict endures. Men and boys that are, in most cases, probably guilty of nothing more than being in the wrong place at the wrong time, can be held until the "War on Terror" is over, whenever that is.

Well, maybe that's not exactly what they meant by that, right?
Delaware Democratic Sen. Joseph Biden (news, bio, voting record) asked Deputy Associate Attorney General J. Michael Wiggins whether the
Justice Department had "defined when there is the end of conflict."

"No, sir," Wiggins responded.

"If there is no definition as to when the conflict ends, that means forever, forever, forever these folks get held at Guantanamo Bay," Biden said.

"It's our position that, legally, they can be held in perpetuity," Wiggins said.
In perpetuity. No charge, no trial, no review, nothing but being chained in the fetal position in a pool of your own urine day in and day out in perpetuity. Is it just me, or is that more than a little Kafkaesque?

Jeff Sessions (R-AL), also known as one of the senators that thinks lynching is A-OK, got a mite huffy about some of the awful, awful things that Senators Biden, Leahy and Durbin had to say:
"This country is not systematically abusing prisoners. We have no policy to do so. And it's wrong to suggest that. And it puts our soldiers at risk who are in this battle because we sent them there."

Referring to detainees, Sessions added, "Some of them need to be executed."
Sessions, despite having made a living as an attorney before he started suckling at the teat of GOP corruption, thinks that we're not harsh enough - it's not enough to hold prisoners in perpetuity without charging them with any crimes. No, we need to kill some of them, too. Because, after all, they're just muslims, and if it's OK to lynch blacks in Alabama, it should be perfectly OK for the state to turn an illegal detention facility into a death camp.

So there you have it - according to the Bush misAdministration and their loyal asslickers in the GOP, it's perfectly fine to hold people with no proven direct connection to Al Quaeda or any other terrorist group indefinitely, without access to lawyers, judicial review or even a fair and impartial military tribunal, and to hold them indefinitely in conditions that can best be described as "not as bad as those in Cambodia or the Soviet gulags". In fact, some in the GOP think we should just execute them.

Pardon me while I go puke.


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Wednesday, June 15, 2005
 
Batman Begins

I ditched work early today and went to the Alamo Drafthouse to see Batman Begins. Christian Bale was properly brooding and intense, and the look and feel of Gotham was nicely done - not the hypergothic style of Burton's films at all, but still obviously more than your garden variety city. The supporting roles - James Gordon (Gary Oldman), Alfred (Michael Caine), Ducard (Liam Neeson) and Lucius Fox (Morgan Freeman) among others - were an added treat. The use of good, experienced actors in those key roles was important to keeping the movie in check. I had always felt that using Jack Nicholson in Burton's Batman was a mistake, as Nicholson doesn't really seem to share the screen very well.

The script riffed heavily on stuff from Frank Miller/David Mazzucelli's Batman: Year One, which is in many ways the definitive Batman origin story. The scene in which Batman makes his debut, breaking up a mob drug shipment, is excellent - it isn't until near the end of the scene that we get to see Batman at all. We get to see the reactions on the faces of the criminals as they hear their fellows screaming off camera, focusing on the terror Batman is instilling in them.

There's a nice layering of villains in the movie - a mob boss, the evil psychiatrist that runs Arkham Asylum, the corrupt CEO of Wayne Industries (Rutger Hauer, like Oldman playing it nicely low-key).

Not for everyone, that's for sure, but as far as I'm concerned, well worth the price of admission.

A damn site better than Lucas' crapfest, I'd wager.


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Well, Crap

David Sutherland dead at 56 of liver failure.

I remember the incredibly nifty (to my impressionable 12-year-old mind) illustrations from classic D&D. The dragon on the old "Blue Box" set, the thieves stealing the gem from the idol on the original Player's Handbook. Sutherland's art was, I belatedly realize, a key part of the building of my mental landscape.

I'm ashamed to admit that I never gave a thought as to Sutherland's career - his name didn't ring any bells for me, and it was only Abby relaying the link above to me that made the connection. This from the obituary really got me:
After a Pacific Northwest firm bought TSR in the late 1990s and didn't rehire Sutherland, his career crashed. Recently divorced, Sutherland became despondent.

An auction of his memorabilia in late 2004 drew $22,000 and revived his spirits. The money was used for a trust fund for his daughters.
Damn. I was never even aware of him until he was dead. I can't explain why this depresses me so, but it does. I just feel like I owe him a "thank you", and I can't do that now.


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New Column From The Divine Mrs. L

Melissa's latest column is out: Busy, busy, BUSY
"We're all busy," a friend of mine said recently. "Whenever you ask someone how they're doing, they automatically answer 'busy.'" It's true; men, women, even children, everybody's got too much on his or her plate. Every conversation seems to turn on a kind of one-upmanship of busyness ("I'm too busy to eat!" "I know exactly what you mean -- I'm too busy to sleep!") Busy is the universal excuse -- "I'd love to, but I'm too busy," "I wanted to do a better job, but I'm busy," "I'm sorry I'm so grumpy, I'm just stressed out because -- (wait for it) -- I'm so busy." Sloth has become the unforgivable sin.


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Tuesday, June 14, 2005
 
Plus ça Change...

From AmericaBlog and the good folks at Facing South:

The US Senate has finally admitted that lynching is, you know, bad. Not the entire Senate, though. The resolution was passed on a voice vote instead of a roll-call vote. Why? It seems 12 senators don't believe [choose one or more] (a) that lynching is necessarily bad, (b) that the Senate's inaction over the last 100+ years due to the filibusters of Southern Senators was shameful or (c) that the Senate has an ethical obligation to own up to its past errors as an institution.

Senate Resolution 39 reads as follows:

IN THE SENATE OF THE UNITED STATES
FEBRUARY 7, 2005
Ms. LANDRIEU (for herself, Mr. ALLEN, Mr. LEVIN, Mr. FRIST, Mr. REID, Mr. ALLARD, Mr. AKAKA, Mr. BROWNBACK, Mr. BAYH, Ms. COLLINS, Mr. BIDEN, Mr. ENSIGN, Mrs. BOXER, Mr. HAGEL, Mr. CORZINE, Mr. LUGAR, Mr. DAYTON, Mr. MCCAIN, Mr. DODD, Ms. SNOWE, Mr. DURBIN, Mr. SPECTER, Mr. FEINGOLD, Mr. STEVENS, Mrs. FEINSTEIN, Mr. TALENT, Mr. HARKIN, Mr. JEFFORDS, Mr. JOHNSON, Mr. KENNEDY, Mr. KOHL, Mr. LAUTENBERG, Mr. LEAHY, Mr. LIEBERMAN, Mr. NELSON of Florida, Mr. PRYOR, and Mr. SCHUMER) submitted the following resolution; which was referred to the Committee on the Judiciary
RESOLUTION
Apologizing to the victims of lynching and the descendants of those victims for the failure of the Senate to enact anti-lynching legislation.
Whereas the crime of lynching succeeded slavery as the ultimate expression of racism in the United States following Reconstruction;
Whereas lynching was a widely acknowledged practice in the United States until the middle of the 20th century;

Whereas lynching was a crime that occurred throughout the United States, with documented incidents in all but 4 States;
Whereas at least 4,742 people, predominantly African-Americans, were reported lynched in the United States between 1882 and 1968;
Whereas 99 percent of all perpetrators of lynching escaped from punishment by State or local officials;
Whereas lynching prompted African-Americans to form the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) and prompted members of B’nai B’rith to found the Anti-Defamation League;
Whereas nearly 200 anti-lynching bills were introduced in Congress during the first half of the 20th century;
Whereas, between 1890 and 1952, 7 Presidents petitioned Congress to end lynching;
Whereas, between 1920 and 1940, the House of Representatives passed 3 strong anti-lynching measures;
Whereas protection against lynching was the minimum and most basic of Federal responsibilities, and the Senate considered but failed to enact anti-lynching legislation despite repeated requests by civil rights groups, Presidents, and the House of Representatives to do so;
Whereas the recent publication of ‘‘Without Sanctuary: Lynching Photography in America’’ helped bring greater awareness and proper recognition of the victims of lynching;
Whereas only by coming to terms with history can the United States effectively champion human rights abroad; and
Whereas an apology offered in the spirit of true repentance moves the United States toward reconciliation and may become central to a new understanding, on which improved racial relations can be forged: Now, therefore, be it
Resolved, That the Senate—
(1) apologizes to the victims of lynching for the failure of the Senate to enact anti-lynching legislation;
(2) expresses the deepest sympathies and most solemn regrets of the Senate to the descendants of victims of lynching, the ancestors of whom were deprived of life, human dignity, and the constitutional protections accorded all citizens of the United States; and
(3) remembers the history of lynching, to ensure that these tragedies will be neither forgotten nor repeated.
Take careful note of the Senators on the list at the beginning of the resolution. A total of 60 co-sponsored it. From Facing South, here's a breakdown of the Southern Senators that did not sign on to co-sponsor:
Lamar Alexander (R-TN)
Jim Bunning (R-KY)
Saxby Chambliss (R-GA)
Thad Cochran (R-MS)
John Cornyn (R-TX)
Elizabeth Dole (R-NC)
Kay Hutchinson (R-TX)
Johnny Isakson (R-GA)
Trent Lott (R-MS)
Mel Martinez (R-FL)
Mitch McConnell (R-KY)
Jay Rockefeller (D-WV)
Jeff Sessions (R-AL)
Richard Shelby (R-AL)
John Warner (R-VA)

As Facing South points out,
Especially noteworthy is the fact that not a single senator from four of the top five lynching states -- in order, Mississippi (with 581 recorded lynchings from 1882 to 1968), Georgia (531), Texas (493), and Alabama (347) -- signed on. (Louisiana had 391 lynchings.)
I'm sure that John Cornyn is more concerned with the possibility of men marrying box turtles than he is with working to resolve long-standing issues of racial injustice. Kay Hutchison is probably looking forward to running against Governor Perry, and doesn't want to lose the all-important Dumbass Bigot Cracker vote. Saxby Chambliss and Johnny Isakson over in Georgia have seen how the Dumbass Bigot Crackers there have got their knickers all a-twist over the flag of segregation, and want to keep that demographic happy. Trent Lott - well, we know where he stands already, don't we?

I don't know for sure that any of the senators listed above are the 12 that didn't want to go on the record as being pro-lynching, but it wouldn't surprise me one damn bit if any of them were.


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Monday, June 13, 2005
 
A Republican I Can Respect

There's precious few of those, these days.

Time was, I thought Walter Jones (R-NC) was a boob of the highest order - he, along with Bob Ney (R-OH) (currently trying to explain why his mouth was wrapped around Jack Abramoff's cock, metaphorically speaking) were the guys responsible for changing the menu at the Capitol cafeteria so that "french fries" would sully the lips of Patriotic Congresscritters no more. "Freedom fries" were the order of the day, and never had so few done so little to help so many.

Jones is gettin' some mad props, though, because he's one of the only people in congress (Ted Kennedy in the senate and a few others, although the "leadership" of the Democrats seem more concerned with getting their knickers all atwist over Howard Dean than actually being, you know, the fucking opposition) demanding explanations for the debacle in Iraq, as well as an exit strategy (that's a "strategery for commencin' to leave" if you're having Condi or Unca Dick read this to you, Mr. Pretzeldent).

Rep. Jones is introducing legislation calling for a timetable for withdrawal from Iraq. Considering how Senator Voinovich of Ohio is being pilloried for saying that he thinks that maybe John Bolton isn't the absolute perfect person to represent us at the UN, Jones is taking a big risk. The Pretzeldent and his cronies don't like being defied, especially by the folks they thought were already in their pockets.

Jones said on ABC's "This Week":
"When I look at the number of men and women who have been killed -- it's almost 1,700 now, in addition to close to 12,000 have been severely wounded -- and I just feel that the reason of going in for weapons of mass destruction, the ability of the Iraqis to make a nuclear weapon, that's all been proven that it was never there."
In April, 2003 Jones attended the funeral of Sgt. Michael Bitz, killed in fighting in Nasiriyah. At the funeral, Bitz's widow read a letter from her husband. Jones says, "And that really has been on my mind and my heart ever since."
Jones, whose district includes Camp Lejeune and Cherry Point, has written condolence letters to the families of more than 1,300 service people killed in Iraq, and posters outside his congressional office show the faces of those killed.
Damn! Rumsfeld wasn't even signing his own fucking letters, and he (along with Cheney and the Pretzeldent, among others) has their blood directly on his hands. Walter jones deserves calls and letters of support and our respect for his courage. I'm quite sure there's still a lot to disagree with him over, but for now, he's risking his career by standing up to his party's leadership, demanding an accounting of their lies.

That's a damn sight more than many Democrats have worked up the balls to do.


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Sunday, June 12, 2005
 
Fuck

The downstairs computer (which is a POS, but was, until this week, a marginally functioning POS) is crashing almost constantly now. Aaaarrrgh. Like I've got the time to figure out the problem.


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Saturday, June 11, 2005
 
Slow Saturday

For the first time in what seems like forever, I've got an entire Saturday that involves no travel, no appointments, no commitments and no obligations.

It's been rather nice, actually - the kids and I went to Costco (Shiny!) and now Alec's down for a nap. Once he wakes up, the kids and I might go to Dragon's Lair and pick up our subscriptions, or the whole family might go to the YMCA and swim.

It's all up in the air, because we don't have to be anywhere.

Sweeeeeeeeeeeet.


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Friday, June 10, 2005
 
Jesse Helms - "Integration Went Too Fast"

It seems that Jesse Helms, also known as "That Pustulent Scumbag From North Carolina", has pulled his head out of his senile, festering ass long enough to write a memoir. In it, he graciously admits that he got it wrong about AIDS: "it had been my feeling that AIDS was a disease largely spread by reckless and voluntary sexual and drug-abusing behavior, and that it would probably be confined to those in high risk populations. I was wrong." Gee, thanks. As long as it was just faggots and junkies dying of AIDS, he didn't give a shit at all, but once straight white folks were at risk, he started to get worried. Not worried enough to really support funding research or prevention, mind you, but worried nonetheless. Don't do us any favors here, shithead.

Helms also writes the following gem:
"We will never know how integration might have been achieved in neighborhoods across our land, because the opportunity was snatched away by outside agitators who had their own agendas to advance," according to the uncorrected proof. "We certainly do know the price paid by the stirring of hatred, the encouragement of violence, the suspicion and distrust."
I bet Emmett Till could tell him how integration might have gone without those "outside agitators". So could Medgar Evers. And Denise McNair, Cynthia Wesley, Carole Robertson and Addie Mae Collins. I bet those little girls, blown up by white christian patriots as the prepared for church in the basement of the 16th Street Baptist Church in Birmingham, AL - I bet they could tell him how integration would have been achieved. The "stirring of hatred" and "encouragement of violence", that shit came from motherfuckers like J. B. Stoner, Byron de la Beckwith, Strom Thurmond, Lester Maddox. The KKK certainly stirred up a lot of hatred. So did the "White Citizens' Councils", now known as the "Council of Conservative Citizens" (big fans of Jesse, Strom and Trent Lott, those guys). Shitsucking goatrapers like Jesse Helms aided and abetted the violence, turning a blind eye when fire hoses and police dogs were turned upon schoolchildren, when Alabama state troopers charged into marchers on horseback swinging their clubs as hard as they fucking could. James Earl Ray was only engaging in self-defense as far as Helms was concerned, I'm sure.

So it was all "outside agitators" with "their own agendas to advance", was it? Dr. King, born in Atlanta, was an outsider? Andrew Young? Will Campbell? Lyndon Johnson? My father, born and raised in Pensacola, FL? My mother, born in Mississippi? What, exactly, makes one count as a native to a fucking ignorant piece of dogshit like Helms? Dollars to donuts "native" status depends upon being against "forced integration".

Jesse Helms needs to shuffle off to an underfunded nursing home and rot until he dies a lonely, bedsore-ridden death. We don't need to hear from him any more.

Aaaargh. My doctor told me to keep an eye on my blood pressure, so I better stop writing before I burst a blood vessel somewhere. Gaaaaaah.


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Friday Five - Fixing The Schools

This week, Dan wants to know:
A train leaves Chicago at 3pm travelling south towards New York at 80 pounds per hour. Meanwhile, a car leaves London on Tuesday, heading towards Los Angeles at 3.5 meters per sterling pound. When the two meet, a hapless high school student will realize he's never going to get into college. Before that happens, suggest five ways in which your local school system could be improved to better prepare students for either college or the real world or both. (Bonus points for someone who can tell me when the train and car will meet.)
  1. Scrap No Child Left Behind. It's shitty policy, and its overemphasis on standardized tests means that schools will "teach to the test". It incorrectly labels schools as "poor performing" based upon arbitrary criteria and in general does nothing to fix the real problems our schools are having - funding.
  2. Which leads us into funding. Property taxes are aren't an awful way to fund schools, but districts in poorer counties are not going to be able to get the funds they need to improve, which in turn means that businesses are more reluctant to relocate to those areas because the schools are crappy, which in turn means the schools continue to decline. There needs to be some means of targeting funds to the areas that need them - poorer districts can benefit from more money, especially if it goes to things like school buildings, libraries and teacher salaries. Almost without exception, administration gets too great a share of the money schools need - school superintendents are getting treated like CEOs, earning huge amounts (relative to the rest of the employees of the schools) with very little emphasis on actual changes that work. An income tax is what's needed in Texas - a progressive income tax and closing loopholes for big business. Tax investment income so the trust-fund fatcats pay their share. Then you can ease back on property taxes statewide.
  3. I touched upon "teaching to the test" above, but it really needs its own category. Teaching kids how to take the Standardized Test Flavor Of The Month only teaches them how to take the test. Schools should teach children how to learn, and how to be a part of society. Reading and writing, to make sure the kids can communicate. Math, so they can do things like balance their checkbooks and determine exactly how Bush's economic policies are fucking them over. Science (with a strong emphasis on teaching methods along with facts), so they're able to understand the ramifications of the increasingly technological world around them, as well as how to live in that world with minimal impact. Art and music because creative expression is vital for everyone. Logic - the kids need logic so they can call bullshit on politicians of all stripes. History, because knowing your past can help you avert the repetition of the past's mistakes. Languages, both for the way they keep your brain active and to connect students to the world at large.
  4. Tracking students. Different people learn at different rates. Don't lump all the kids in one class and expect a teacher to keep all of them focused. Teaching to the mythical average leaves a lot of students out. This is not a call for sorting students based on how they achieve, but how they learn. Some students need verbal instruction, some are tactile-kinesthetic learners, some are visual learners. Find out what a student needs and put them in classes geared toward that style.
  5. Vocational schools/tracks. Some kids don't need college, but vocational education (perhaps replacing some of the higher math and science courses with targeted classes) could give them a career path. Cooking, mechanics, carpentry - there are dozens if not hundreds of careers that don't require a college education. This is where unions and businesses could work together with the schools to help with training, career advice and credentialing and job placement.
Left out of the above list is something that's harder than all of the above put together (and that's saying something) - bringing back the understanding in society at large that everyone benefits from strong public education. Even if you don't have children in the school system, you get something out of it - the cop at the corner, the doctor at the hospital, almost everyone around you is a product of our schools. We've all got a dog in this fight, whether we admit it or not.

The answer to Dan's word problem is easy: Blue, because kangaroos don't have doors.

The other Friday Fivers and their plans for school reform can be found here.


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Thursday, June 09, 2005
 
The Pure, Simple Values Of Texas

First off, Governor Assbag had something to say to the queer population of Texas when he dropped to his knees to fellate the Christian right this week:
"Texans have made a decision about marriage and if there is some other state that has a more lenient view than Texas then maybe that's a better place for them to live," Perry said..."A nurturing home with a loving mother and loving father is the best way to guide our children down the proper path," said Perry, who was joined by several legislators.
My response: go fuck yourself, Assbag. You want to talk about the values that the good, christian folks of Texas apparently believe in? Do you, fucker?

Talk to me about this, then:
Old South racism lives in Texas town
LINDEN, Texas -- They picked up Billy Ray Johnson outside a convenience store in this East Texas bayou town, a place where Confederate flags fly in some front yards and a mural of barefoot slaves picking cotton greets patrons inside the local post office.

On a cool September night in 2003, they drove the 42-year-old mentally retarded black man to a cow pasture where a crowd of white youths was having a party. They got Johnson drunk, they made him dance, they jeered at him with racial epithets.

Then, according to court testimony, one of Johnson's assailants punched him in the face, knocking him out cold. They tossed his unconscious body into the back of a pickup and dumped him by the side of a dirt road, on top of a mound of stinging fire ants.

Johnson, who family members say functioned at the level of a 12-year-old before the attack, was in a coma for a week. He suffered a brain hemorrhage that slurred his speech, weakened his legs and deprived him of his ability to take care of himself. His body was covered with hundreds of painful ant bites.

Today he lives on public assistance, confined to a nursing home in nearby Texarkana, where his family fears he will have to remain for the rest of his life.
Three of the men charged with assaulting Billy Ray Johnson were given 30 day sentences. A fourth got 60 days. Two of them were acquitted by all-white juries. There's the fucking values Perry's talking about. Remember James Byrd, Jr in Jasper? Matthew Shephard? Gwen Araujo? You can bet your sweet ass I remember 'em.
As the party wound down after midnight, evidence showed, Christopher Colt Amox, who was 20 at the time, punched Johnson in the mouth, toppling him to the ground. As Johnson lay unconscious, vomiting and gagging, Amox and three other young men--James Cory Hicks, then 24; Dallas Chadwick Stone, then 18; and John Wesley Owens, then 19--debated whether to call an ambulance, authorities said. Instead, they loaded Johnson into a pickup truck and drove him 2 miles down a little-used dirt road, tossing him next to a public dump, on top of the nest of fire ants.
The mother of one of the men accused of assaulting Johnson was brimming over with concern and Christian charity, though:
"These boys' names are ruined for life," Howell said. "And [Johnson] is better off today than he's ever been in his life. He roamed the streets, the family never knew where he was. Now in the nursing home he's got someone to take care of him."

That is not how Johnson sees it.

As he sat recently in the cramped, stuffy room he shares with another nursing home patient, idly thumbing some faded photos of old junk cars he'd like someday to restore, Johnson was asked how he's feeling these days.

"I want to go home," he said emphatically, in his only words intelligible to a visitor. "Home."
There's some Heartland Values for you, eh?

Tony Perkins, head of the Family Research Council, spent over $80,000 a few years ago to get his greasy paws on David Duke's mailing list of Who's Who In Racist America. I hear every day from the right in this fucking nation, the group that claims to speak for "the simple values of Heartland America", that people like me are less than human - that we don't deserve to be given equal treatment under the law, that we're diseased, child-raping degenerates. The same quislings that fight like hell to deny gays and lesbians equal rights are cruising for underage ass, or quietly celebrating their own same-sex marriage because they're lucky enough to live in a state where progressives have fought and bled to get them the rights they want to deny to everyone else.

The agenda of the Religious Right is to install their own brand of theocracy, based upon a twisted, hate-filled interpretation of the Bible. The leadership of the GOP has decided that they need the support of this American Taliban, and are willing to do anything to get it. Between the corporate money and the warm bodies of the ChristoFascist Zombie Brigade, they've built a vision of an America that distorts every single thing that's made America great. Corporate control of the media stops criticism. A compliant congress after 9/11 enthusiastically approved the PATRIOT Act, which gives our government sweeping powers to investigate and detain American citizens without charge or trial. The masses are kept scared and loyal by constant bleating of the dire threat posed to America by faggots'n'dykes - 40 years ago, they screamed about the blacks. 50 years ago, Communists threatened America. 60 years ago, it was still fashionable to hate Jews. 80 years ago, it was the Italians and we've all heard about the signs that used to be in some bars that read, "No Dogs Or Irishmen Allowed". Every generation, these Theo-Stalinists manufacture an enemy that they can point to and screech, "LOOK OUT! THEY'RE COMING TO RAPE YOUR SONS AND DAUGHTERS!" Always, the targeted group is given power and influence disproportionate to their numbers, reality be damned. God has ordained their hate, and they can point to specific Bible verses (always in translation, though) to back up their claims.

Don't you lecture me about morality, Governor Assbag. I can see what kind of "values" you and your backers are talking about, and I'm fuckin' sick of hearing it. It's shit like this that makes me respect the Second Amendment.


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Wednesday, June 08, 2005
 
Homelan' Sekuritee, On Da Job... Sort Of

How much have we spent funding the Department of Homeland Security?

I know it's a lot, but maybe it's not going to the right places.

Like the places that train border agents not to let people carrying bloody chainsaws cross the border.
On April 25, Gregory Despres arrived at the U.S.-Canadian border crossing at Calais, Maine, carrying a homemade sword, a hatchet, a knife, brass knuckles and a chain saw stained with what appeared to be blood. U.S. customs agents confiscated the weapons and fingerprinted Despres.

Then they let him into the United States.
So lemme get this straight - a nutjob carrying almost every tool in the Crazed Killer Arsenal, some of which are bloodstained, gets waved on in to the country? I mean, were I a border guard, tasked to prevent murderously crazy people from sneaking in to America and killing American citizens, I'd be willing to take a chance and tell the guy that looks like he and Charlie Manson would get along like long-lost brothers that, I'm sorry, but this border station has a limit on the number of crazy-ass motherfuckers we can allow across the border, and we've already reached our limit. Perhaps you could come back some time when you don't look like a crazy-ass motherfucker? Thanks! Have a nice day!

It turns out, after police in Massachusetts found Despres wandering down a highway dressed in a bloodstained sweatshirt, that he was wanted in Canada because someone had decapitated one of his neighbors, possibly with a chainsaw.

Bill Anthony, speaking for the US Government, said this:
"Nobody asked us to detain him," Anthony said. "Being bizarre is not a reason to keep somebody out of this country or lock them up. ... We are governed by laws and regulations, and he did not violate any regulations."
Being bizarre? That's a little more than being bizarre. I mean, I know people that can't go to Canada because they got busted with pot, and our government has an elaborate (and secret) no-fly list that you can't be removed from once you're on it, but hauling a big ol' pile of bloodstained weaponry behind you and trying to cross the border, that's A-OK!

Gee, guys. I feel soooooo much safer now. Going forward, how about less money spent decorating the offices and more money spent telling border guards "CRAZY-ASS MOTHERFUCKERS TOTING BLOODSTAINED CHAINSAWS ARE NOT ALLOWED INTO THE US. WE'VE GOT ENOUGH OF THOSE ALREADY!"?


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Tuesday, June 07, 2005
 
Still No Justice For Gwen Araujo

I've been following this case - something about it caught me and I've felt compelled to keep track of what's going on with it. I've written about it before - here, here and here.

The State of California has tried to bring the murderers of Gwen Araujo to justice already, but when the defense last time claimed that it's not murder if you're afraid you're going to turn queer they got a hung jury. This time, one of the men initially accused in her murder has pled guilty to manslaughter and is testifying against his friends.

The attorneys representing his friends are all trying different tactics this time:
Merel's lawyer said his client genuinely cared for Araujo and did not do her any serious injury. Cazares' lawyer said his client was outside when the killing took place and only helped bury the body out of loyalty to his friends. Magidson's lawyer repeated his defense from the first trial, that his client was involved in the attack and regretted it but it was not premeditated.
Let's hope that justice is finally done in this case.


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I Salute You, Sir

Gord is pissed.
I am an angry pedestrian, and today I figured out why. I bitch about Korean drivers, and yeah, a lot of people drive (even when stone-cold sober) as if they're stinking drunk; people drive in crazy selfish competitive me-first ways here that boggle my mind, and I imagine that if guns were legal, road rage would be a major cause of death. But there are enough idiot drivers to go around worldwide, and I remember nearly being killed (yes, actually nearly being killed) several times in different cities in Canada by self-important, inconsiderate idiots behind the wheel. We habitual pedestrians know of this illness, this global epidemic of driverism, that seems all too inescapable.

That's some good rantage, even though it hits me where it hurts.


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Monday, June 06, 2005
 
The Lost Audiopost

Here's, more or less, what I had planned to post Saturday:

Solo Trippin'

Melissa's written many times about the drive East from Texas. I love it, tiring as the drive might be. Slowly my surroundings change, the "Texas veldt", as I call it, being replaced with taller trees lining the roads, shifting to the muggy bayous of Cajun country. I really pick up, though, once I cross into Mississippi. The oaks and pines loom over the highway, kudzu trails over trees, in some cases forming a screen between the forests and the road. If time's not an issue, I'll take a state highway that parallels the Interstate and ride the Blue Highways.

The radio is another private joy of mine. I find a small local station and listen to whatever is on - stuff that won't fly on Clear Channel Corporate Cookie Cutter radio. College stations, with young DJs still finding their voices and playing whatever the hell they want. Local lawyers giving legal advice to whoever calls in. Fire-and-brimstone preachers screaming about the End Times, or Demon Alcohol. Once, on a Sunday morning, a New Orleans public radio station with an elderly woman with a beautiful High Delta accent (the one that Vivian Leigh put on so well in A Streetcar Named Desire) reading newspaper articles for blind listeners.

I get some good food moments when I travel alone, as well. The roadside BBQ stands, boiled peanuts, po boys. Even the places that aren't any good are worth it - I enjoy just getting to try something new. I indulge in an RC Cola and a Moon Pie, or buy some GooGoo Clusters. Fresh peaches from a roadside stand or just a bottle of water and some peanuts. I don't eat healthy while I drive, that's not what it's about.

It's not as comfortable to drive for hours on end as it used to be. My back hates it, and I've got to stop and stretch more often. Since I quit smoking, I've become more aware of things like paper mills and dead skunks.

Still, there's something magical about being on the road. I'm not the first to notice it, and it's not profound to say that sometimes it feels like I've got nothing but open road in front of me, that the highway I'm driving goes on and on and I'm tempted to explore it - to see where it takes me and what surprises are around the next bend.

Someday, I always tell myself, someday I'll drive on down and check it out.


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Support Our Troops - Bush Doesn't

You see those damn yellow ribbon magnets all over the place - some morons have their cars so covered in them that compasses deflect when you drive past them. Here's a funny fact, though: Almost all of the people with those magnets on their cars voted for a president that has on multiple occasions made it clear he doesn't give a rat's ass for the men and women fighting, dying and getting their limbs blown off for his little war.

We've read about pay cuts for troops in combat, stingy payouts for the families of soldiers killed in action, fucking over soldiers at Walter Reed and about denial of mental health and rehabilitation services for National Guardsmen. The families of some of the men and women in the National Guard are in desperate financial straits - with the primary wage-earner out of the country, these families are forced to go on food stamps. Now we find that these same families, who are already being hurt by the "stop-loss" policy of the Pentagon, are going without health insurance.
With thousands of reservists and National Guard members being called to duty, some families are not only left without a spouse's income but also their health insurance.

The military provides Tricare, but with low reimbursement rates, many physicians hesitate accepting the government insurance. That has made access to health care difficult for reservist families.
That's right - the spouses, sons and daughters of the men and women fighting Bush's War are, thanks to the stinginess of this misAdministration, not able to get healthcare. But there's no crisis, not like there is with Social Security.

If you're not making the big money donations to the Rethuglicans, you're expendable. No, giving your eye, arm, leg or life in Iraq doesn't count. It's all about the Benjamins for them.


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Sunday, June 05, 2005
 
Well, I thought it'd work...

Left early yesterday to go pick up Drew in Picayune, MS. Didn't blog, thinking I'd call in a voiceblog from the road.

Helluva time to find out that feature wasn't working for whatever reason.

So my apologies for the lack of bloggage yesterday.


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Friday, June 03, 2005
 
Interviewing the Friday Five

Today, Gord asks:
You're granted an interview with the political leader of the country of your choice. Who would you choose to interview, and what five questions would you make sure to ask?
I'm gonna go wild here. Hopping into the Offical Friday Five Wayback Machine, I'm going to visit Godfrey of Bouillon and ask him some questions.

ACL: Good evening, Sir Godfrey.

GofB: Je suis désolé - je ne comprends pas votre langue barbare. Êtes-vous allemand?

ACL: [adjusts equipment] Sorry about that, the translator is working now. Better?

GofB: Non, vous êtes anglais! Bah! Plus mauvais encore, with your bland food and tasteless... [coughs] Your pardon.

ACL: No worries... what should I call you, exactly? You were never king of the kingdom of Jerusalem...

GofB: Sir Godfrey is fine, thank you.

ACL: Very well, sir. A little background for our readers here - you were given the fiefdom of Bouillon by Henry IV of the Holy Roman Empire after he took Lower Lorraine following the death of your uncle, Godfrey the Hunchback.

GofB: That is correct. Although we did not refer to him as "the Hunchback" - that would get you a quick and savage beating at his hands. No, I called him Uncle Godfrey.

ACL: I stand corrected. In 1082, however, you were finally granted Lorraine following some years of fighting on behalf of Henry. 14 years later, you and your brothers raised an army of 40,000 in support of the First Crusade -

GofB: First? There were more? How did they go?

ACL: Oh, just fine. Don't worry about it - Jerusalem is out of the hands of the Caliphate. No problems at all there these days. Anyway, you swore an oath of allegiance to the Byzantine Empire in order to cross the Bosporus and spent a couple of years fighting around Palestine. In 1099, you convinced Raymond of Tolouse to march on Jerusalem.

GofB: That is correct. Ah, what a glorious battle it was!

ACL: Yes, it's still spoken of today.

GofB: The streets ran with the blood of the unbelievers! After centuries, Jerusalem was once again in the hands of men of God! Ho! Serving wench! No more of this "coffee", bring me some wine!

[later]

ACL: My apologies for that, sir. I should have warned you that the production assistants don't care much for being called "wenches". I'm sure that stain will come out. Are you sure you're not burned?

GofB: [sighs] Let's just get this over with. Yes, I conquered Jerusalem.

ACL: Very well. Now, first I want to know, Why Jerusalem? You had a nice, secure fiefdom in Lorraine, and you left it to risk death in a strange place.

GofB: It just seemed like a good idea. I mean, Raymond and Bohemund said, "Hey! Let's go kill some infidels and force a major influx of hard currency into our primitive economies, disrupting them and upsetting centuries of balance!" It seemed like a good idea to me, so I forced some peasants to volunteer and headed off with my brothers. There wasn't much going on at home - the area was pretty much settled down.

ACL: What about the religion? You know, the Moslems blocking pilgrims to the Holy Land and all that?

GofB: I'm counting that as a question.

ACL: That's a follow up, it doesn't count.

GofB: Whoreson! Do you question me, varlet? [draws knife]

ACL: Right. Question Two: What about the religion? You seem to be saying you didn't much think about that.

GofB: We didn't really care about that. Sure, I made a big show of being all into that stuff, but that was just to keep the Pope off my back. It made for a good reason to attack, but if we hadn't had it, I'm sure we could have come up with something. The Pope had some really interesting stuff about these huge catapaults the Mohammedans were building that were supposed to be able to get a bloody great rock into Rome from across the Mediterranean...

ACL: I see. Next question: Solomon's Temple? What's the deal?

GofB: This is about the Knights of the Temple, right? What a bunch of nutjobs. With their "holy bloodline" and all that, muttering about conspiracies and stuff like that - there was something off about them, and I'm not just talking of their hygeine. They never blinked, you know that?

ACL: So what did they find in the temple?

GofB: OK, this is going to kill you - porn.

ACL: Porn?

GofB: Yep. Porn. Piles and piles of these clay tablets with carvings of women on them. The priest with 'em said that all the Hebrew writing was just different parts of The Song of Solomon, with arrows pointing to the carvings. Those Templars were pissed! They sure didn't leave any of the tablets behind, though.

ACL: Well, last question: Why didn't you become king? You were offered the crown, but turned it dow., electing instead to rule without a crown.

GofB: I was hoping the lousy bastards would rise up and demand I be made King of Jerusalem, actually. You know, I modestly turn it down, all "I couldn't possibly wear an earthly crown where Jesus wore his crown of thorns" and then they'd get all "No, really, we couldn't possibly live without you as king - nay, EMPEROR! All Hail Emperor Godfrey I!" It kind of fell apart when the simpletons just nodded and said, "You know, he's right on that." I still kick myself over that.

ACL: Well, certainly not the interview I was expecting. Sir Godfrey, I thank you for taking the time to talk to me. The Wayback machine's waiting, so I'll just nip out the back here and-

GofB: So what happens to me next?

ACL: I'm really not allowed to say - time-space continuum and all that stuff.

GofB: How long do I live? Do I conquer Egypt? Answer me! Guards!

ACL: Gotta go!

GofB: Gardes! Arrêtez-les!

The other Friday Fivers and their interviews are listed here


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Damn You, Amnesty International!

The Administration is rightly pissed about the report on Human Rights by Amensty International that comes down so hard on the US. I mean, the accusations that the US engages in illegal detentions, or that there is widespread abuse of prisoners in these facilities, or even that many of these detainees are innocent - those are an insult! A slap in the face, as it were.

There's nothing that could even hint that the US, known throughout the world as a beacon of hope and freedom, could condone or allow abuse and/or torture at ANY facilities. No documents, no photographs, NOTHING! There's nothing that would give anyone the impression the US doesn't treat all detainees humanely and in full accordance with the Geneva Conventions.

Just look at how justifiably outraged our leaders are over this:

"For Amnesty International to suggest that somehow the United States is a violator of human rights, I frankly just don't take them seriously." - Dick Cheney, May 30, 2005

"Occasionally there are allegations of mistreatment. But if you trace those back, in nearly every case, it turns out to come from somebody who had been inside and been released to their home country and now are peddling lies about how they were treated." - Dick Cheney, May 30, 2005

"It's absurd. It's an absurd allegation. The United States is a country that promotes freedom around the world." - George W. Bush, May 31, 2005

"It seemed like to me they based some of their decisions on the word of -- and the allegations -- by people who were held in detention, people who hate America, people that had been trained in some instances to disassemble -- that means not tell the truth."

"Free societies depend on oversight and they welcome informed criticism, particularly on human rights issues. But those who make such outlandish charges lose any claim to objectivity or seriousness." - Donald Rumsfeld, June 1, 2005

"And the implication that it's a gulag is what's wrong, not what's going on at Gitmo." - Donald Rumsfeld, June 1, 2005

''The United States of America is one of the strongest defenders of human rights around the world." - Condoleeza Rice, May 29, 2005

Of course, those anti-Freedom types at Amensty have issued a set of completely unreasonable demands - can you believe they want us to "End all secret and incommunicado detentions; grant the International Red Cross full access; ensure recourse to the law for all detainees; bring to justice anyone responsible for authorizing or committing human rights violations."? They are so completely out of line!


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Thursday, June 02, 2005
 
Treatsies For Me!

"Adam," I sez, "you been workin' really hard lately. Bloggin' every day, sometimes several times a day, goin' in to the office and slaving over a hot keyboard, drivin' in traffic, wranglin' kids and all that crap."

"You're right, Adam. I deserve a treat."

"You nailed it there, Adam. As always, you cut right to the point."

"So whatcha gonna do?"

"I been thinkin', Adam, and I think I need some Violently Executed Swag. Specifically, a spiffy new t-shirt and a little somethin' to wear in to the office. So I bought me some."

"Brilliant as always, Adam!"

"I know."

"Beer?"

"Don't mind if I do!"


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Wednesday, June 01, 2005
 
Books Is Dangerous!

At least, some of them is. So sayeth Human Events Online, a conservative web site that listed the 10 most harmful books of the 19th and 20th Centuries.

A group including the VP of Regnery Publishing and Phyllis Shitfly has some pretty weird ideas about what constitutes "harmful". Me? I think books in and of themselves aren't harmful. It's what people do with them that's dangerous. You can no more blame the books than you can blame video games for the state of the world.

I'll provide the list and give you some translations of their reasoning:
  1. The Communist Manifesto - 'Cause the EEEVIL EMPIRE was based on it! EEEVIL! EEEVIL!
  2. Mein Kampf - This one was included because Adolf was so tactless as to boldly state that he hated Jews and France, and it distracted from the WAR ON TEH COMMNUISM!!!1!!!
  3. Quotations from Chairman Mao - Brainwashed billions of Chinese peasants, plus encouraged Jane Fonda to BECOME A EVOL TRAITOR!!!!
  4. The Kinsey Report - Sex is BAD!!!! FAGGOTS IS TEH EVOL!1!!!
  5. Democracy and Education - This one had the audacity to declare that we should teach children critical thinking skills instead of just cramming bible verses into their little skulls.
  6. Das Kapital - More COMMUNISM!! Workers don't have rights, you silly!
  7. The Feminine Mystique - Wimmen need to stay at home and shut the fuck up! Except for Phyllis. And Laura Bush. And Ann Coulter, and Condi Rice. But those damn libbers? STFU!!!!11!!!!! LOL!!!!!!
  8. The Course of Positive Philosophy - Well, it's philosophy, right? And it's philosophy that doesn't say that class stratification is good. Plus, it's chock-full of Atheist cooties.
  9. Beyond Good and Evil - Because Nietzsche said "God is dead."
  10. General Theory of Employment, Interest and Money - Deficit spending is TEH EVOL!!!1!! Except when Preznit Boosh does it to give us rich white folks tax cuts. And FDR read it. FDR = TEH EVOL!!!!
"Honorable mention" went to the following, among others:

On Liberty
by John Stuart Mill

Beyond Freedom and Dignity
by B.F. Skinner

Origin of the Species
by Charles Darwin

Madness and Civilization
by Michel Foucault

Coming of Age in Samoa
by Margaret Mead

Unsafe at Any Speed
by Ralph Nader

Second Sex
by Simone de Beauvoir

Introduction to Psychoanalysis
by Sigmund Freud

Yes, books are definitely dangerous. I mean, using books, it's possible to justify environmental destruction, slavery or even genocide! Someone might even be inspired to say something like "Caedite eos! Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius!" before they slaughter the inhabitants of an entire city.

[/sarcasm]

Books, and the ideas contained therein, are not inherently harmful. People are dangerous. People like the judges of this oh-so-dubious list are dangerous, as is anyone that attempts to shut down free expression and communication.


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