A Violently Executed Blog

There is a god. His name is Thor. Jack Kirby is his prophet.


A Violently Executed Feed


BUY SOME STUFF, MAKE ME HAPPY

Contact me.

Links and stuff


Handshake Bloggers
1 Boring Old Man
Adventures with Lady Cutie Troublemaker
But what I really want to do is direct
eclexys
From Here to Obscurity
ill-sorted ephemera
Literate Perversions
martinimade
Smoooochie Says II
The Electric Smack Shack
The Stream of Consciousness Has Its Headwaters In My Mouth
What the Hell am I doing here?

Online Acquaintances
Confessions of a Cheese Grits Fiend
Green Boogers
Just one more thing....
Too Much Information
Weird is Relative
Words, Weights, Whatever
Yammerings from a grumpy black chick

Other Blogs of Interest
Ken's Journal
Making Light
Pharyngula

Damn Good Music
Beau Hall
Maggie Osterberg
Megan Lynch
The Late Joys
The Casting Couch

Frickin' Hilarious Webcomics
Breakfast of the Gods
Sluggy Freelance
PVP Online
Schlock Mercenary
Irregular Webcomic
Order of the Stick
Something Positive
Ctrl+Alt+Del
Girl Genius

Other coolness
Adrienne's Shaken and Stirred
Steve Jackson Games

Weblog Commenting and Trackback by HaloScan.com

This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?
Archives
03/01/2003 - 04/01/2003 04/01/2003 - 05/01/2003 05/01/2003 - 06/01/2003 06/01/2003 - 07/01/2003 07/01/2003 - 08/01/2003 08/01/2003 - 09/01/2003 09/01/2003 - 10/01/2003 10/01/2003 - 11/01/2003 11/01/2003 - 12/01/2003 12/01/2003 - 01/01/2004 01/01/2004 - 02/01/2004 02/01/2004 - 03/01/2004 03/01/2004 - 04/01/2004 04/01/2004 - 05/01/2004 05/01/2004 - 06/01/2004 06/01/2004 - 07/01/2004 07/01/2004 - 08/01/2004 08/01/2004 - 09/01/2004 09/01/2004 - 10/01/2004 10/01/2004 - 11/01/2004 11/01/2004 - 12/01/2004 12/01/2004 - 01/01/2005 01/01/2005 - 02/01/2005 02/01/2005 - 03/01/2005 03/01/2005 - 04/01/2005 04/01/2005 - 05/01/2005 05/01/2005 - 06/01/2005 06/01/2005 - 07/01/2005 07/01/2005 - 08/01/2005 08/01/2005 - 09/01/2005 09/01/2005 - 10/01/2005 10/01/2005 - 11/01/2005 11/01/2005 - 12/01/2005 12/01/2005 - 01/01/2006 01/01/2006 - 02/01/2006 02/01/2006 - 03/01/2006 03/01/2006 - 04/01/2006 04/01/2006 - 05/01/2006 05/01/2006 - 06/01/2006 06/01/2006 - 07/01/2006 07/01/2006 - 08/01/2006 08/01/2006 - 09/01/2006 09/01/2006 - 10/01/2006 10/01/2006 - 11/01/2006 11/01/2006 - 12/01/2006 12/01/2006 - 01/01/2007 01/01/2007 - 02/01/2007 02/01/2007 - 03/01/2007 03/01/2007 - 04/01/2007 04/01/2007 - 05/01/2007 05/01/2007 - 06/01/2007 06/01/2007 - 07/01/2007 07/01/2007 - 08/01/2007 08/01/2007 - 09/01/2007 09/01/2007 - 10/01/2007 10/01/2007 - 11/01/2007 11/01/2007 - 12/01/2007 12/01/2007 - 01/01/2008 01/01/2008 - 02/01/2008 02/01/2008 - 03/01/2008 03/01/2008 - 04/01/2008 04/01/2008 - 05/01/2008 05/01/2008 - 06/01/2008 06/01/2008 - 07/01/2008 07/01/2008 - 08/01/2008 08/01/2008 - 09/01/2008 09/01/2008 - 10/01/2008 10/01/2008 - 11/01/2008 11/01/2008 - 12/01/2008 12/01/2008 - 01/01/2009 01/01/2009 - 02/01/2009 02/01/2009 - 03/01/2009 03/01/2009 - 04/01/2009 04/01/2009 - 05/01/2009 05/01/2009 - 06/01/2009 06/01/2009 - 07/01/2009 07/01/2009 - 08/01/2009 08/01/2009 - 09/01/2009 09/01/2009 - 10/01/2009 10/01/2009 - 11/01/2009 12/01/2009 - 01/01/2010

Thursday, November 29, 2007
 
Good.

Could have happened a little sooner, like say in 1975, but you take what you get.

I love the revisionism, though:
Abortion was an issue that the Irish-Catholic Hyde pursued as a matter of conscience. Clinton's impeachment, by contrast, was a matter thrust upon him.

As chairman of the House Judiciary Committee, in 1998 he led House efforts to impeach Clinton for allegedly lying about his affair with White House intern Monica Lewinsky, and then in 1999 was the chief House manager in the unsuccessful bid to win a Senate conviction.

A reluctant warrior, Hyde saw his own reputation tarnished during the process when an online magazine revealed that he'd had his own affair with a married woman some 30 years before. Hyde, in his early 40s at the time of the affair, brushed it off as a "youthful indiscretion."
Dude, I watched the goddamn impeachment, and Hyde was doing everything but pulling his flaccid cock out of his trousers and wanking off during those proceedings. "Reluctant" my hairy white ass.

Also, WTF is it that being a fetus fetishist is a "matter of conscience", but being pro-choice isn't? More bullshit, more letting the goddamn theofascists frame the debate. I'm pro-choice because I have a conscience, assholes.


|
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
 
Quizzitude



Your Score: Buckaroo Banzai


157 Heart, 161 Genius, 154 Cool, 124 Excitability




Buckaroo Banzai - (Peter Weller)

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984)



You are Buckaroo Banzai! Hard-rockin' neurosurgeon, brilliant scientist, and all-around cool guy. Maybe you didn't have the cinematic success of some of the other guys here, but it's okay - you're a cult classic!



"Hey, hey, hey. Don't be mean. We don't have to be mean because, remember, no matter where you go, there you are."




Other scientific possibilities:


Gary Wallace



Wyatt Donnelly



Peter Venkman


Jordan Cochran


Egon Spengler


Doc Brown


Newton Crosby


Paul Stephens


Ben Crandall


Wayne Szalinkski


Winston Zeddemore


Ben Jabituya


Lazlo Hollyfeld


Ray Stantz


Buckaroo Banzai


Chris Knight






Link: The Which 80s Movie Scientist Test written by xxyl on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test


|
Monday, November 19, 2007
 
144 Years Ago Today

An embattled US president gave a little speech:

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation, so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate—we can not consecrate—we can not hallow—this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us — that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion — that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain — that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom — and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.


Today, we're mired in a very different war, with a very different president. A president that admires dictators, advocates torture and callously mocks everything Abraham Lincoln stood for. Our national press is a disgrace - they slavishly fawn over every word that dribbles out of the Simpleton-in-Chief's cake-hole, they parrot any slander they hear about the opponents of this war, they cheapen the vital process of selecting a leader with talk of "gravitas", or addle-pated discussions of candidates' sighs, "screams" or tipping practices. They have, at almost every level, failed the people, failed the nation and failed the very concept of a free press.

It's heartbreaking to think that our nation, after holding together through a revolution, a bloody civil war, after fighting off the Nazis and the Japanese in WWII, after a 50-year-long simmering war against the USSR, after all that, it's being destroyed from the inside by complacency and by the mendacity and rapacious greed of that pack of jackals inside the beltway. From the lobbyists out to overrule the will of the people to the "pundits" that don't understand the real America to the congressmen and senators of both parties more eager to line their pockets than to serve the people all the way up to the president and vice president that eagerly consign innocent men to be tortured and send American soldiers to die for no purpose - from bottom to top, I see corruption and venality and blind stupidity and I wonder if we're strong enough to overcome our own natures.

We owe it to the men that fought at Gettysburg, at Trenton, Bunker Hill, Verdun, Khe Sanh, Inchon, Iwo Jima, Bastogne - we owe it to every single man and woman that's bled and died in Iraq - we owe it to all of them, living and dead, to end this. We have to fix our mistakes, we have to repair our democracy. We have to, or we don't deserve to keep it.


|
Thursday, November 15, 2007
 
Anyone Surprised By This?

I'm Joshua Abraham Norton, the first and only Emperor of the United States of America!
Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.


|
Friday, November 09, 2007
 
A Vacation!

Melissa and I went to New Orleans last weekend - some college friends were planning to be there for the Saints game, so we met them. We stayed at The Greenhouse Inn, a nice little B&B at the edge of the Garden District. Much good food was eaten, and we did our part to wear down the cobblestones of the French Quarter as well as boost the local economy.

When I say good food was eaten, I'm not bullshitting around. Friday night, we went to Bourbon House Seafood, which was excellent. I had shrimp creole, which I haven't had in a while. I also savored a pint or two of Abita's Andy Gator, a wheat beer with a nice spicy bite to it.

The next morning, we went to The Blue Plate Cafe (at the intersection of Thalia and Prytania). Crawfish cakes! Hash browns! Mimosas! An excellent breakfast. Lunch was grabbed on the run, and I can't remember where we got it. Dinner, though - aaaahhh, dinner!

Dinner was at Stella!, and it was one of the best meals out I've ever had. The menu changes every day, so each meal can be a unique experience. The service was impeccable, the wine recommendations exquisite and the food was to die for. I had Caramelized Wild Burgundy Escargots with Fresh Thyme, Local Garlic, Lemon Zest, Basil Pistou and Lavender Meringue for an appetizer (what can I say? I likee the snails.), then for my main course, I had Duck Five Ways: Szechuan Seared Breast, Lacquered Leg and Thigh, Moo Shoo Pancake Stir-Fry, Duck Miso Broth, Foie Gras Won Tons and Currant-Cassis Reduction. Guh. I've never had foie gras, and probably never will again because of ethical considerations, but the entire meal was perfect, and well worth the money. If you're in New Orleans, make a reservation and bring an appetite, because you're not going to find better food anywhere in town - and New Orleans is a gastronome's delight already.

For breakfast Sunday, we all went to Mother's. Another excellent meal, in a weekend of excellent meals. Big biscuits, juicy ham and sausage, eggs done perfectly and strong hot coffee. I could've eaten twice as much and still wanted more. Next time I'm in town, I'm gonna try their po' boys.

While our friends went to the Saints game, Melissa and I strolled the French Quarter and bought souvenirs for the kids. After the game, and after we'd all taken some time to rest our aching feet, we went to Parasol's for po' boys. Good ones, too. A walking tour of the French Quarter, given by a lifetime native and retired teacher and actor, had some interesting history in it.

For breakfast Monday, we went back to the Blue Plate, where I opted for Pancakes Napoleon (4 huge pancakes with blueberries, strawberries and whipped cream), and, of course, another mimosa. Then it was time to head home.

This was the first time we'd flown to New Orleans, and it made a huge difference - in addition to just having more time, we weren't exhausted and stressed out the whole time we were there. I think we'll do that more often in the future.

Next trip, I'll definitely budget even more for meals, because I personally consider a trip to New Orleans a failure if you don't gain at least 4 pounds.


|

Creative Commons License
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 2.5 License.